I don’t know if this will have the same notion on you it did me but it’s worth a try.
‘I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE SMILE AT THEIR PHONE.. IS IT A CUTE TEXT OR IS IT PORN?? I DON’T KNOW, BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND’
Just made me chuckle.
Enjoy your Wednesday. Should have an outfit for you later as it’s my work Christmas thing.
Lots of love